6.30.2007

Lucky Car

Tracy Morgan

Photocopying Butt

Numa Numa Yei

Fat Kid + Paintball Gun

German Kid

6.28.2007

Fat Kid on Rollercoaster.

Old Lady Vs. Jerk

6.27.2007

Serge Vs. Whitney

Star Wars Gangsta Rap.

I Want to Fuck You.

Michigan Man in Wheelchair Pinned to Grille of Semitrailer for 4-Mile Ride.



Benjamin Carpenter, 21, was crossing a Michigan highway in his wheelchair when he became stuck in a semitrailer's grille and pushed for miles before the unknowing driver was pulled over, police said on Thursday.

Carpenter was attempting to cross on Wednesday when the light turned green and his wheelchair became hooked onto the front grille of the truck, which reached 50 mph during the 4-mile trip down Red Arrow Highway.

Robot Baby.

Mentally Challenged Cooking.

Wendy's Training Video.

Host Loses It.

Great Pitch.

6.26.2007

Japanese Human Tetris.

Tommy Chong vs. Steven Colbert.

Dramatic Chipmunk.

George Takei.

WTH - Gay Brand Ambassador for Christiania Vodka

Gay Brand Ambassador for Christiania Vodka
Reply to: dsparks@christianiavodka.com
Date: 2007-06-01, 1:58PM EDT


Christiania Spirits is looking for a part to full time Brand Ambassador to handle the gay market assisting the Gay Marketing Manager. Major duties include targeting and opening 25+ high end on-premise gay accounts, acting as an ambassador of Christiania Vodka, developing good relationships with key persons at bar and restaurant accounts and sales reps in their key market, and assisting in marketing events.

Great part time job for students, but could possibly be a full time position depending on contacts and experience. Canditate must have prior sales experience and have knowledge of gay nightlife. Candidates must also be over 21 years old. Send resume to David Sparks at dsparks@christianiavodka.com. Do not call.

Hulk Hogan - Real American.

Jeff Wheeler: UFO Experiencer, Stone & Gem Expert.

6.24.2007

Toddler Tackle

6.23.2007

Trampoline Pool Jump

Bear on Trampoline

Trampoline Accident

Fat Kid Dive

Paint Bombs

Beijing High Speed Subway Ads

Pole Dancer

6.20.2007

Drunk Lawyer Causes Mistrial....

LAS VEGAS — After arriving two hours late for trial smelling of tequila, and getting tangled in lie after lie trying to explain his tardiness, a defense attorney caused his client, an accused kidnapper, to get a mistrial last week.

The judge hearing the case rejected attorney Joe Caramagno's claims that a car accident that morning left him with a concussion and caused him to be late, slur his words and tell conflicting stories.

"I don't think you have a concussion," District Judge Michelle Leavitt said. "I think you are dazed and confused and can't tell a straight story because you are too intoxicated."

The judge's comment came in the minutes after a bailiff gave Caramagno a breathalyzer test in open court.



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6.17.2007

Icarus Line's Guitarist Grabs Stevie Ray's Guitar Off Wall

Richard Pryor Coked Up

Interview with Mike Tyson

Sly (of the Family Stone) Loaded

Bush Drunk

James Brown Interview

Tyson Bites Holyfield

Redneck Car Crash

Prison Escapee Convinces Cop He is Actually a Jogger

The Moment Beyonce Decides to Go Solo

6.16.2007

Fireworks + Moron.

Bush Dances.

Find Yourself Tetrisized.

Walmart Stampede.

Stagedive.

DEA Agent Shoots Himself.

Matrix Ping Pong.

Guy Jumps Car.

And I Feel....

Fucking Printer.

Office Freak-out.

Sex Tape Blooper.

Nice Prank.

Great Shot.

Paris Supporter.

Nice Tattoo.

Man Kicked Down Stairs.

Man Kicked By Horse.

Plane 1, Reporter 0.

Breakdancer Kicks Kid.

Gay Man Climbs Everest.

Ritalin Kid

Akon Throws Kid

Spelling Bee Idiot

Spelling Bee Champ

Creepy Polio Transvestite Tapdancing

Lady Seriously Eats Shit

Dorky Weatherman

Awful Weatherman

Danzig Gets Punched

I Don't Heart Huckabees

Lily Tomlin

Top Cock

Kids Playing Refuse/Resist

6.14.2007

Robot.

ALF Metal.

Japanese Mob.

Poodle Exercise.

This is the Only Possible Thing That Could Have Happened.

The Dildo as Evidence.

J. Lo Blowjob.

The Fall of Castro.

Bush vs. Door - The Epic Battle.

Bush on Global Warming.

Bush on the Ranch.

DJ Blooper.

News Vomit

Worst Movie Scenes.

Eagle Man.

Flea Market Rap.

Late Night Special.

Tony In His Songing Practice

Babies Laughing. Fucking Creepy.

Lil' Mama-Lip Gloss

Fat Kid Falls Off Van.

Fat Kid Plays Game.

Fat Kid Street Fighter.

6 Beers, 10 Seconds.

I've Got a Fever...

Freedom

USA!

Dutch Commercial.

Lose Weight With AYDS

David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump in My Car.

QVC Samurai Sword.

QVC Ladder Fall.

Black Preacher

Valentine for Perfect Strangers

Tourettes Weatherman

Little Superstar.

Samwell-What What (in the Butt)

RV Guy

Hasselhoff-Hooked on a Feeling

Hasselhoff Drunk

Grape Stomp

Shocking Grapes.

Big Horse